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12.06.2025 13:07

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
DC Mayor Bowser’s message for Shakira after WorldPride cancellation: ‘Get yourself here’ - WTOP
So they tried
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is every human messed up in some way?
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Democrat announces run against Ernst after her 'We're all going to die' comments - ABC News
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.